fuckyeahjacobheller
What is your favorite Cartoon Network show?

The Powerpuff Girls of course.

“Not so fast (insert Villain name here)!”

Jake wrote a play.

that is all.

I’m gonna cut off my nose, that’s how bad it’s pissing me off. I’m gonna look like Voldemort and shit.
Jake Heller
Misty is a gym trainer and Ash is a little bitch.
Jake Heller, discussing Pokemon with Mona
I’m like a silent but deadly fart.
Jake Heller, credit to @monastasia
“Oh my gosh, he’s so FAT! hehehehe” -Jacob Heller

“Oh my gosh, he’s so FAT! hehehehe” -Jacob Heller

Love Story, Taylor Swift

One of Jacob Heller’s favorite songs.

She wants to get with everyone, she’s just desperate. She wants the D.
Jacob Heller, discussing a character in LOTR
I don’t like island food…
Jacob Heller, while discussing Japanese cuisine
If they put a chip in Jake they’d be concerned cause he’s always floppin.
Mona Del Priore, about Jacob Heller